{"id":521,"date":"2021-01-23T10:17:46","date_gmt":"2021-01-23T10:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/?p=521"},"modified":"2021-02-10T09:59:04","modified_gmt":"2021-02-10T09:59:04","slug":"random-2-obrolan-dengan-pasien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/?p=521","title":{"rendered":"Random #2 : Obrolan dengan Pasien"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Beberapa bulan lalu aku sempat kerja di Rumah Sakit milik salah satu perusahaan nggak terlalu bernama (wkwkwk, canda).  Rutinitas pagi seperti biasa aku standby di ruangan nunggu pasien pertama,  kedua, ketiga dst datang untuk periksa kehamilan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bagi pasien hamil WAJIB hukumnya bawa buku KIA warna pink. Kayak gini. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"554\" height=\"554\" src=\"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images-101843047219..jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images-101843047219..jpg 554w, https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images-101843047219.-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images-101843047219.-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images-101843047219.-75x75.jpg 75w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" \/><figcaption><em>Buku KIA ibu Hamil<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Gunanya agar dapat dilakukan pemeriksaan berlanjut. Nah,  aku anamnese si ibu dulu sebelum di emek-emek. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sy : pagi ibu. Ada keluhan apa? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Px : nggak ada, kontrol aja \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sy : (sambil tensi si pasien)  bawa buku pink? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Px : ha?  Iya bawa&#8230;. (si pasien\/ibu ini jawab agak ragu) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sy : (clingak clinguk,  tapi nggak ada buku pink)  dimana bu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Px : ini..  (sambil gerakin kepala doang,  nggak nunjukin barangnya) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sy : dimana bu buku pink nya?  Saya sekalian mau tulis hasil tensinya juga.  Bawa kan? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Px : iya bawa,  ini (sambil gerakin kepala) kuping kan? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HAHAHAHHAHAHA..  ternyata si ibu dengernya aku tanya <strong>bawa kuping gak buu? <\/strong>Ya masak kemana-mana kuping nggak dibawaaa! :&#8217;) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sy : BU-KU warna PINK buu, buku KIA&#8230;  Maaf harusnya saya bilang buku KIA <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Px : ohhhh buku warna pink yang itu.  Ada kok ada,  hehe.  Saya nggak denger, maaf<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>:))))))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beberapa bulan lalu aku sempat kerja di Rumah Sakit milik salah satu perusahaan nggak terlalu bernama (wkwkwk, canda). Rutinitas pagi seperti biasa aku standby di ruangan nunggu pasien pertama, kedua, ketiga dst datang untuk periksa kehamilan. Bagi pasien hamil WAJIB hukumnya bawa buku KIA warna pink. Kayak gini. Gunanya agar dapat dilakukan pemeriksaan berlanjut. Nah, aku anamnese si ibu dulu sebelum di emek-emek. Sy : pagi ibu. Ada keluhan apa? Px : nggak ada, kontrol aja \ud83d\ude42 Sy : (sambil tensi si pasien) bawa buku pink? Px : ha? Iya bawa&#8230;. (si pasien\/ibu ini jawab agak ragu) Sy : (clingak clinguk, tapi nggak ada buku pink) dimana bu? Px : ini.. (sambil gerakin kepala doang, nggak nunjukin barangnya) Sy : dimana bu buku pink nya? Saya sekalian mau tulis hasil tensinya juga. Bawa kan? Px : iya bawa, ini (sambil gerakin kepala) kuping kan? HAHAHAHHAHAHA.. ternyata si ibu dengernya aku tanya bawa kuping gak buu? Ya masak kemana-mana kuping nggak dibawaaa! :&#8217;) Sy : BU-KU warna PINK buu, buku KIA&#8230; Maaf harusnya saya bilang buku KIA Px : ohhhh buku warna pink yang itu. Ada kok ada, hehe. Saya nggak denger, maaf :))))))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":520,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[49],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ngobrol-sendiri","tag-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":522,"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions\/522"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinnirossy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}